Alvo and Harris at Penguin. May be my imagination but when he asked “Is it as good as it sounds?”. …Paul takes an awkward pause and is probably going into “I gotta sell this damn thing” mode.  After he says “Bias”, we should all agree in social dynamics land that is a nervous laugh.  You can put whatever you want on the clay!  Comes with extra clay too!  2:02 says a lot too.  Phony ass suckahs.

Forgot about this Alvo guy http://deadmagicianssociety.com/blog/?p=2030

Yeesh.  What a mess.

Wow!  This is beyond suck.  I should point out one of the main reasons I bought this web site was stating that a Paul Harris effect was horrible, and getting jumped on from every angle.  Snap out of your pussy trance people.  This is uber shit…..yet….people will defend it until they are blue in the face.  After all everything Paul does is genius, and if you don’t understand the product he’s releasing your a poser.

PS.  Paul supports MagicPiracy.Org  (As if I wanted anything more than the 3 books anyway, which BTW are mostly fluff.  One book would have been more than efficient).

PSS. 300×250= $75,000.

PSSS. Paul turned into a greedy son of a bitch years ago. Acceptance is a path to happiness.

PSSSS. Really what I want personally is the “I Fucking Love Sweeping” hamster. Now we’re talkin’.  Clean my floors and make me a sandwich Little Man.  Whoa.  Sorry that name is probably copyrighted.

Rocks in heads

Not For Hipsters

You know….at least one guy out there will be going “SHIT.  Glad he posted that link, I might have missed it” credit card in hand.

Iphone magic is not maaaaa…….shit….I already did that one.

ahhhhhhhhhhhohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The Satanic Tarot Card.
Notice the Third Day Time symbol resting above the head of The Magician, signifying Satan’s powers resting on “The Magician”.

means that x grows without bound, and means the value of x is decreasing without bound. If f(t) ? 0 for every t, then

• means that f(t) does not bound a finite area from a to b
• means that the area under f(t) is infinite.
• means that the total area under f(t) is finite, and equals n

While paddling my pud I decided to multi-task and watch this.  Skillz.  Hopefully we can make better use of such things and paddle forward, ignoring the people we admire promoting their friends obvious demos with no need to purchase.  I like Kimlat a lot, but let’s be honest with ourselves.  50 ummmm….stickers for 20 bucks is rather silly.  Personally I’d go for the Amazing Jumping Arrow for 15 dollars and lasts a lifetime…and can be purchased by minors.  I just love the way the magic world goes “AWSOME!” on stuff like this.  Amusing to say the least.  (Kimlat still rules at cards though, so it’s all good).

PS.  Can we stop with the “epic” rock video music style thing….seriously….please.

Jay performed ‘Descendent’ at his lecture here in Arizona. Every magician in the room gasped. Then when he HANDED OUT THE PENCIL, nobody could believe it. Destroyed us all. Great great effect.”-Shawn J.

“Can I see that? *snap*.” -Cardman

Link

“Ok boyz, I want the Asian kid as the pirate, the black guys in jail, a SWAT team chasing the mom… and Klingons…fail to mention Jerimiah Mondello was an online bank hacker, identity thief, and also used mail fraud.”

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