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Posted by cardmanFeb 2
Wesley Jameson is an innovator. He made the Erdnase series first. Can’t you find anything positive in the 7 DVDs? I’m confused, is it worth buying or not? And what is the best trick to try if I get it.
Simon Loweel helped James in producing this series, so there is obviously nothing obviously obvious about him. Get a few drinks in him and look out! Didn’t you see any of Tool Box? Yeah, you probably think that is a funny name, but it goes well with Wesley Jameson knows mayonnaise set.
B+W Cashews is old and irrelevant in the modern world. See above.
Day Vernors was cranky and his son is a drunk. Also irrelevant in modern times. We have Justin Miller aka JM and see above minus RW Horseshoes.
JB Hofflehassle is dead. Irrelevant. He didn’t even make a DVD like see above.
Pie Hollysbirth made only one book, and another book that is gaffed with fairy tales. That’s not very much. The artwork is a rip off of Robaire Houdini.
Fred Groucho was a good dancer and comedian. He didn’t surf though.
Larry Madkovich draws penis. Have you seen this? The obscene rantings of a mentally ill person.
Axel Elmsbee made that false count which is cool and all, but he over used it. His books only got like what 50 in print.
Troy Walden made that Card Warp which was improved by Paul Green. Pass pass pass. Irrelevant like swatting a fly with a sledge hammer. His book is out of print and too hard to find anyway.
Renee Lavant has to use a table. Irrelevant.
4 comments
Comment by Biro on February 4, 2010 at 5:04 pm
Oh man you’ve NAILED IT with this post!
Awesome!
And did you know that Mark Wilson was Dai Vernon’s toy boy for a short time in the 1980’s????
Comment by Cardman on February 4, 2010 at 6:39 pm
I can hardly take any credit. Reality is I was trying to impress SM. I don’t think it worked though. I just want to be loved! Is that so wrong. Gah.
Comment by Biro on February 8, 2010 at 9:33 pm
I’d rather watch this act though to be honest
Comment by smiling mule on February 9, 2010 at 1:24 am
This is definitely one of the prettiest blogs I’ve ever seen. Excellent.