Two dwarfs go to Vegas on vacation. It’s been awhile since they’ve been with women, so they decide to hire a couple of escorts to visit them in their hotel rooms.
The first dwarf is in bed with his girl but he can’t get a hard on. To make matters worse, he keeps hearing his little friend in the next room screaming, “1,2,3…. Uhhhhh! 1,2,3…. Uhhhhh!”

He tries for a few more minutes but can’t get aroused. Again, he hears his friend in the next room yelling even louder, “1,2,3… Uhhhhh! 1,2,3….. Uhhhhh!”

The escort finally gets fed up and leaves. The guy is frustrated and goes to sleep.

The next morning, the two dwarfs meet in the lobby for breakfast. He says to his friend, “Man, last night was so embarrassing… I couldn’t get a hard on.”

His friend says, “You think that’s bad? I couldn’t even get on the bed!”