http://magic.about.com/b/2010/03/08/krystyn-lambert-why-are-there-so-few-female-magicians.htm

Fast week for her.

Interviewer-Cardman, we’d like to ask you a few questions.

CM-Surely, anything you like.

Interviewer-Who is your favorite magician.

CM-Man, there just aren’t enough Irish/German/Native American white boys with big boots anymore.  I’ll just give props to The House Of Pain right now.

Interviewer-What is your favorite card sleight

CM-Shit man, there just aren’t enough moves in magic named properly.  The Irish shuffle is about all.  It’s just strange you know man.  Why are there so few skinny white bread men out there saying anything.  Look at this shit man.

1.  They see one bad Irish German White Bread bad act and they totally diss on us and our big boots.

2.  It’s all about our skinny bodies in the end.  They think we can’t do good magic, just stare at our bodies.

3.  Or the skinny white Irish/German/Native Indian with big boots isn’t talented!  Yeah they think that shit sometimes.

I just had a hell of a time getting approval when I first started.  All because magic just doesn’t understand the German Irish Native American magician.  Like I had to do something harder than the Irish Shuffle to impress everyone.