We are gathering a 1,000 prize for anyone that can eat 26 of their own Jerry’s Nuggets and stick 26 up their ass for no less than three hours, to those LUCKY souls that got some from the stash!

Tahoe decks get 500!

OK so we aren’t.

Really I just wanted to say “Enjoy those ugly pieces of shit to all the Tweens”.

Here’s some porn.  (say ya love Jimmy….Say it!!!!!)

Most have probably seen.  But hey, we are the internets. All your base.

With a little irony I was skimming through the Nov. 2000 issue of Genii.  There is a fine method for using Interlock as a small vanishing idea, while actually getting the card to a chosen number, AKA Slap AKA 10th as per Chronicles.  Simple and sweet.  The other two ideas are mighty fine too.

I use the word “chode” quite a lot in my everyday speech when I’m out and about.

We in NJ used it as a term of a fat dick, but with no actual length.  I didn’t know it had multiple terms.  To put our minds at ease on this important subject:

http://www.viceland.com/blogs/en/2010/03/09/pop-vox-chode-or-chode/

This is something I noticed long ago but forgot about. If your confused, go to about 9:30 in the second clip.

http://magic.about.com/b/2010/03/08/krystyn-lambert-why-are-there-so-few-female-magicians.htm

Fast week for her.

Interviewer-Cardman, we’d like to ask you a few questions.

CM-Surely, anything you like.

Interviewer-Who is your favorite magician.

CM-Man, there just aren’t enough Irish/German/Native American white boys with big boots anymore.  I’ll just give props to The House Of Pain right now.

Interviewer-What is your favorite card sleight

CM-Shit man, there just aren’t enough moves in magic named properly.  The Irish shuffle is about all.  It’s just strange you know man.  Why are there so few skinny white bread men out there saying anything.  Look at this shit man.

1.  They see one bad Irish German White Bread bad act and they totally diss on us and our big boots.

2.  It’s all about our skinny bodies in the end.  They think we can’t do good magic, just stare at our bodies.

3.  Or the skinny white Irish/German/Native Indian with big boots isn’t talented!  Yeah they think that shit sometimes.

I just had a hell of a time getting approval when I first started.  All because magic just doesn’t understand the German Irish Native American magician.  Like I had to do something harder than the Irish Shuffle to impress everyone.